Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Japanese Sea Devil

Why am I constantly being stalked or preyed upon by something fucking crazy like, Shadow People, Demons, Sasquatches's, Aliens, Big Brother, Demon Dogs, Zombies, Hot Chicks, Hot Dudes, Hot Chick/Dudes, The Apple Dumpling Gang, Noodled Soups, Nazis, The Impending Doom of Humanity, Cruise Ships, East Bay Catalogs, Masturbating on International Flights, PreCogs, Dancing, Energy Drinks, Latinos, Jokes, Poverty, Pills, Booze, Hookers, Blow, Capitalizing and using Shit Grammer.... Whoa, whoa... It started getting a little too real for me at the end, like, I'm in therapy and shit I gotta keep my head in the right place... So I am also afraid of the Japanese Sea Devil.

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