Monday, March 19, 2012

Thought from the Shower...

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Creative Corner...

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NDGT You Are a Fucking Bad Ass.

Time Magazine recently asked Neil DeGrasse Tyson what the most astounding fact about the universe is that he could share with them. This was his answer. And it's so fucking beautiful it makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Sonic Chaos NRG Drink

Lovely package design concept for a Sonic the Hedgehog energy beverage. We love energy beverages here at CDS5K. We love them. It is often the only thing that keeps us going. It calls to us in the night, whispering in the wind. It cannot be ignored. The moment it crosses our lips, we are reborn. The sleeping giant has awoke. Repent.

Computer Death Doodle

It's called: "Skinhead Loses Jaw (and Body) to Israeli Special Forces"

Cell Phone Pic

Trying to find something inspirational while stuck in traffic...

Solar Event Preview to End Times

On Sunday or Monday late afternoon this week, a message came upon the television that said this:

Having extensive knowledge in the field of astrophysics and other kinds of space shit I deduced that this must be the work of solar flares. Today, Wednesday I received this text from Computer Death Sister:

And then I saw this article headline on internets today:

So, what does this mean exactly? Both of the solar flares were X-Class (the highest, most powerful classification of solar flares). Over the next 24 hours or so, planes will need to be rerouted to prevent passengers from radiation exposure, Some far north power grids can experience rolling blackouts, Radio and Satellite communication can be temporarily interrupted. A major concern of larger solar flares is the potential for devastating geomagnetic storms to take place on earth. I don't believe we have to be worried about melting on the surface of our planet quite yet. But, if these geomagnetic storms are strong enough, they can just wipe out our whole power grid, global blackout, no communication, pure pandemonium. Sleep well children, sleep well.

The only consolation to this solar event is Aurora Borialis or Northern Lights should be visible in our northern global neighborhoods. Probably not in Chicago tho... plus it's kinda of cloudy, smells of chocolate... Warm tho!

Monday, March 5, 2012

March "Donk" Madness

In case you don't know what a "donk" is, here is a definition: basically it is a classic car, heavily modified with snack branded themes, lifted to the tits and riding on 26" wheels. They are fucking amazing. Just look!