Monday, August 31, 2009

Celebrity "Tweet of the Week" No.1

I will occasionally peep Twitter, just to see what funny people are tweeting about. I thought it might be fun to take my favorite celebrity twitter of the past week and post it the following Monday. This week's Tweet of the Week comes from Rainn Wilson, who if you don't know is most recognizable from his character "Dwight" on NBC's The Office. Enjoy the first CDS5K Celebrity Tweet of the Week!
When in the midst of an awkward pause just softly utter the word "delicious"... See what happens.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

More CDS5K stuff...


I think I'm done for today (._.)

Computer Death Site 5000: August 2009

Overall the recurring theme to the Computer Death Site post is that they're all relatively simple, but still very entertaining and interesting. Back in June we had "Explosions and Boobs", last month it was "Scanwiches". In August I bring you "Three Frames", basically they have taken three frames from movies, looped them and created an animated gif out of them. It's pretty fun to look at though, creates a kind of 3D effect in some of them. If you haven't noticed I am trying to make up for my lack of posting this month, but that doesn't take away from the legitimacy of this site.

Three Frames>

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If you are looking at this with a blackberry or iPhone or pomegranate, you may not experience desired effect.

Post-It Doodles No. 2

Sometimes I make doodles on yellow post-its:

Post-It Doodles No. 1

Sometimes I make doodles on pink post-it notes:

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-08c

Saw this flyin' machine on the side of the road out in the middle of nowhere, so I pulled over and did what anyone would do. I took a picture of it... made love to it, and took a pee on it. the end!

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-08b

I went to Starved Rock over the weekend for a beanie baby convention and as I was entering the lot I saw this sign. Some pretty serious implications here but I cannot seem to decode it, so if you have any ideas, please enlighten me. I was pleased to see they were very specific in saying you would suffer a skull fracture above the left occipital lobe.

New Jonas Brothers Sound!

I'm very sorry for putting so little content up this month. Really I've been very busy and I will make it up next month. Anyway, here is a cool video to watch of the Jonas Brothers, who I'm tired of making fun of and everyone else should be too. But I like their new direction, it's different, at least they're breaking away from the Disney stuff a bit. They've made enough money now that's for sure, now it seems like they can try and put some of they're own art out there. enjoi this...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

1 Gallon Tabasco Jugs!


Hello... I don't love you anymore... I'm sorry, I think I blew my "proverbial" load last month. (I'm quite sure I've just contextually misused the word "proverbial"... and "contextually" just now, but I play by my own rules.) Getting back on track, I posted so much shit last month I just cant do it this month. In fairness I have been crazy busy at work, so that's my excuse, if you have a problem with that... you, good sir or madam can kiss it! (sorry to get so gangster).

Okay, I love hot sauce, I put it on literally just about everything I eat so I can never really seem to have enough around the house, I think I've found my solution. These are available for purchase @ the reasonable(?) price of $38.95

LIGIDITY LINK>

Thursday, August 6, 2009

New Made Up Word: "Spexting"

Spexting:
-Having a text-based conversation with someone in the spiritual realm.

Below you'll find a representation of how my communication with an entity ended last night and the reason I made up this word.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-08a

Hey there! Welcome to August only a couple more months of decent weather in the Chicagoland area, then its back into my seasonal depression. But on a happier note I was walking into Starbuck's (It's like a cool little independent coffee house by me), and I noticed more "reader" artwork on another "Throw-Up", let's just hope no one pulls this one down.