Only an Asshole, Wouldn't have These...

Or is it the otherway around? Did Ray Bay release an Uday Hussien tribute series!? He was the worst though...

Also, the only real reason I know anything about this demon is because of this movie, which you should watch!

Super Rad Sub-Zero!

Microwave of the Future!

Yep, you're looking at the microwave of tomorrow, innovation at it's peak... Also it says "FAGOR" on it, so... pretty cool. We might end up saying things like, "Hey Honey, why don't you just FAGOR me some of the Thai food we keep ordering our fat asses from GrubHub?" It cost this much monies £179 and it is only available in the land of... you guessed it, the Red Coats and the Tyrant King George III! ENGLAND! GREAT BRITAIN! THE UNITED KINGDOM! Jesus! How many names do you guys have over there. Anyway, I want this and will do almost anything for it...

Get the Red Coats (No Offense, Too Soon?)...

Revolutionary War as explained by nerdy ass 8-bit artist and t-shirt makers... It's like Donkey Kong idiots. Mario is the O.G. G-Dubs aka, G. W. aka, George "MuFuckin" Washington, aka Cherry Tree Choppin MuFucka... Donkey Kong is played by King George III, aka KG3, aka The Tyrant (they say). Finally the Princess Pauline is played by Lady Liberty. USA! USA! USA! The 4th of July is right around the corner shit-diglers... Buy it here for $23... American BUY >