Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Yep, you're looking at the microwave of tomorrow, innovation at it's peak... Also it says "FAGOR" on it, so... pretty cool. We might end up saying things like, "Hey Honey, why don't you just FAGOR me some of the Thai food we keep ordering our fat asses from GrubHub?" It cost this much monies £179 and it is only available in the land of... you guessed it, the Red Coats and the Tyrant King George III! ENGLAND! GREAT BRITAIN! THE UNITED KINGDOM! Jesus! How many names do you guys have over there. Anyway, I want this and will do almost anything for it...
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
I dunno, thought it was weird. I guess it's not that weird right?... It's weird.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Lets see how this goes. I really need to find a way to blog on my stupid blog as much as I can. Otherwise, what is the point. May as well just drink a little bit, pop on some porno, and remove yourself from this plain of existence. What else is there?... So much more my friends, so very much more. Like this movie "Special" I'm watching right now. Michael Rapaport is the main character who is selected for a drug study to help with his depression sourced through his mundane day to day... Geez, who can relate to that!?! It was new in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section of Netflix... I just wanna go on record and say I'm here mostly for the Sci-Fi (Fantasy Shit ((except for GameOT)) is for nerdy bitches).
ALSO!!! What is going on outside my house right now? It's super windy and things are hitting it. Please stop.
Side effect of the drug is that he can like levitate. And run thru walls. And hear people's thoughts. And teleport. And time travel. But only in his own mind. Or is it? Haven't gotten to the reveal yet. This post can also serve as the worst movie review of all time! "Special" is actually pretty entertaining so far tho (40 minutes in).
Kind of similar to that movie "Super" I was all obsessed with a while back, with Rainn Wilson. Why do you think Michael Rapaport talks the way he does. It's kinda like Long Islandy (I know nothing about NYC), and back in the day it was way "urban". He's definitely dialed it back. Was Michael Rapaport ever a rapper? I've always wondered that, but it might only be because of his last name and "urban" cadence. We'll never know...
Actually this movie was meh, I've just seen too much like it recently. I've seen so much better movies lately, like Looper! I'm sorry you had to be here for this one. Also, I have no idea how these photos will post to my blog. It's given me no options. I added text with InstaFont. There is no Photoshop app. There is, but it's just got a bunch of crappy filters. This whole post has been done on iPhone. I'm sure I will be displeased with how it looks... Here goes!
Friday, November 2, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Okay, that's about it for TWOSIP... This shit it boring son. NWOSIP will be much more exciting... Because I'm going to commit murder* and photograph it.
*I'm not going to commit murder.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Anyway, more big news about burgers by way of Japan, the BK Pumpkin and the Pumpkin Bomb!
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
We did it! It feels like only yesterday that I helped broker the deal to bring Burger King to the Land of the Rising Sun. I made a lot of money in the process too. It was a rainy night in the Roppongi District of Tokyo and I was drunkenly disoriented on my surplus of flame-broiled BK goodness I had smuggled into the country. A polite and sympathetic Japanese Burger Chef Satoru Mukogawa, helped me out of the streets and my own mess I had been festering in for the last 48 hours. Upon arriving to his Dojo Satoru-San asked what had been the origin of my current state... I weakly pulled the last BK burger from inside Pikachu, my albino tea-cup Pomeranian (aka my cheeseburger smuggling "mule"). Satoru-San, questioned at first, but I encouraged him to eat. His eyes turned black with joyous intoxication, no less black than the wings of Satan himself. He knew at that moment that Japan had been missing out on what may be the most important culinary success of the last 5000 years. We spent the next month perfecting the craft of the Burger King flame-boiled chemical meat patty, both knowing our lives would never be the same. That's how it all began, a serendipitous meeting between a cheeseburger junkie and a universally renowned burger chef... We were crushing it. If you were eating a cheeseburger in Japan in the late aughts of 2000, there's a 95% chance you were eating one of ours. We laughed our way to the bank on this one and there are no signs of slowing down. So to commemorate the fateful night in which we got completely black-eyed on cheeseburgers, we've collaborated once again to bring you the Kuro Burger (Black Burger) hitting your local Japanese Burger King late last night for a limited time only.
We've used fresh bread blackened by mixing bamboo charcoal into the dough. Then we took it another step further by adding our black flavored ketchup, which is a traditional ketchup blended with garlic and squid ink along with a special secret blend of spices. We've priced these things out at 790¥ (US $10) for the value meal and 450¥ (US $5.75) for the sandwich alone. Please do yourself a favor, fly your gaijin ass to Japan and eat one of our delicious Kuro Burgers!
Monday, September 24, 2012
Surprise, surprise, this is an IPA I've decided to pour in my body, a delightful one, in 16oz. tall boys... and slick packaging. Good Job!
We kept talking about how nice all the basketball hoops were in L.A. compared to Chicago... Just more evidence of truth pictured...
That's it, I gotta go to sleep.