Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Computer Death Sandwich

This is what I had for dinner tonight, grilled chicken breast sandwich with avocado and smoked gouda. It was good. And with that, I've accomplished my CDS5K goal for 2012 this month, which is to provide a blog post for each day in the month, January having 31 days, this being the 32nd post of January. I love you... RUSSIA! Who has viewed CDS5K more than any other country outside the US, with Canada coming in at a distant 2nd. What's up Netherlands? Where are you!?

Sweet Vintage NFL Team Logos...

Super Bowl Sunday is less than a week away, and in honor of that I found this really nice logo set for NFL teams (click photos to enlarge)... Also, speaking of the NFL, I would like to thank myself for betting on the playoffs, remember at the begining of the month I talked about an ensuing gambling "problem" in 2012, posting that I have raised my original $50.00 to like $136.00 or something, well an update on that... I'm up a bit from the $136.00! ;) (see photo at the bottom of the post)

Weed Strain Tee's!

I came upon this company that offers T-Shirt's of branded marijuana strain's, sort of paying homage to some of the things you dope smokers tend to obsess about in areas of the US where you have the luxury of choosing. Unfortunately, here in Chicago we are limited to smoking whatever we can get our grubby, Italian beef juice soaked hands on. That is, for the most part "Indica" strains, which in case you don't already know is good for a little introspective thinking, followed by (dependent on your mental state at time) relaxation/paranoia, followed by some light/heavy eating and then usually ending most certainly in the need for a nap. I really can't say that I've had much experience (allegedly) with true "Sativa" strains, but from what I've heard I think I might enjoy this strain a bit more then the Indica's we have at our disposal here in the Midwest. Sativa's are said to have a more "uplifting or energetic" effect, which would lend themselves a good option to people looking to smoke ADED (All Day Every Day). I've often counteracted the groggy effects (allegedly) associated with Indica's with a caffeine supplement like coffee or a Monster Drank. This allows me to still smoke (allegedly) during the day and be able to knock out a visit to the gym or other strenuous activities that might be impossible for other lazy pot heads. That said, I am currently on a bit of a hiatus from smoking (allegedly), but if someone could hook-up (allegedly) some Sativa's, page me bro!!! (allegedly). Here are some of the Tees this company offers...

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Thoughts on a Movie No. 19


*THIS SHIT CONTAINS SPOILERS Y'ALL

Underworld Awakening... Or as I like to call it VR:UA:3D-WvsV4 (Vengence Returns: Underworld Awakening: 3 Dimensional - Werewolves Vs. Vampires 4). While me and my movie going mate (CDL) were concerned with the fact that this was the forth installment of a series, we both for the most part remembered nothing of... I took comfort in the assumtion that the filmmaker would catch us up in the beginning with some kind of time-lapsed vignette. I was right. It's gotten to the point where you can't even see a sequel to a film without one of these now. Think about it, they even do it for television shows that you saw the week before... They all start with "Last week on... (in my case "Pregnant in Heels") then they give you the recap of what things of "importance" you may have forgotten in the last few days. But I digress, this is in fact a review of VR:UA:3D-WvsV4. Going in I definitely had a feeling of excitement brewing deep... deep inside my plums. I always liked these movies even the 3rd one when the swapped KB (Kate Beckensale) out with some poor man's doppelganger of her, but it worked for me, and I assumed this would too. And it did for the most part. My initial problem with seeing a movie in 3D is that it always seems to serve as a distraction from the rest of the cinematic experience. I find it hard to focus on the storyline, I get dizzy, throw up violently and usually end up peeing a little or even bleeding at times. From what I can remember, it seems as though since the last time we saw KB in her leather dominatrix get up, she was involved in some kind of stand off with the Vampire police and it ended with her and "Michael" (the Vampire/Lycan halfbreed) getting blowed up underwater. She awakes 12 years later from a coma in a lab, in a world where the humans have all but eradicated the Vampire and Lycan population... Sorry, I have to push my glasses up on my nose sometimes when I'm typing, they're taped together in the center and they never stay up... Now let me slurp up a little bit of this extra saliva that's been collecting in my retainer... and we're good. SO, all the Lycans and Vampires have gone into hiding after the "Purification" or whatever kind of Holocaustic metaphor they're trying to use. We soon find out after her escape from the lab she was being held in, that she now has a halfbreed female bastard of a child to take care of, because her stupid "invincible" boyfriend from the last one couldn't stay alive. The Lycans want this little girl and will stop at nothing to get her. She's the only living halfbreed in existence and apparently she's like the key to everything, more powerful than any Vampire or Lycan. Which begs the question, if she can just rip werewolves heads in half (like she does in the first like 20 minutes of the movie)... Why doesn't she just do it the hole time and work these Lycans? Anyway, I've probably said too much, I'll put a spoiler alert at the top of this post in case you haven't seen it. I Don't know why you wouldn't have, unless you're some kind of god-damned idiot. But the rest of the movie is pretty "Underworldie", yeah, that's a good way to put it. The 3D was pretty cool at times, but again, the whole technology still feels a little forced and not necessary, I'd rather just watch an HD version I think. The violence was gratuitous, which is something I can appreciate and the Werewolves looked pretty sweet. Most of the Vampires were total pussies tho. I don't think I'm alone when I say that I think the idea of a Vampire needs to be re-"Vamped" from what it has become. No more dainty hipster vampires in leather Prada jackets. I liked the direction of "30 Days of Night" or the more recent remake of "Fright Night". Just straight killers, without a fashion sense or any kind of a conscience, pure killing psychopaths.

Since these movies hold a special place in my Nerd/Heart I'll give it 3.97 dethmarx out of 5. ( and most of that was due to the scene where she rips the Lycans head in half... that was radical.)

Quote of the Movie:
"My heart's not cold, it's broken"
-One of the first things Selene (KB) says to her freak, halfbreed kid after meeting her for the first time in 12 years.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

He-Man is Sexy... AND HE KNOWS IT!

Miller Time, for Cats...

Russia!

Our former Soviet friends have been CDS5K'in so hard lately, thanks and welcome, I am never to proud to pander to a new audience. I hope you like me. I really do. You're very close to dethroning the Netherlands champs in foriegn CDS5K views. With a lil hard work and telling your friends about the blog you can defeat the Dutch as the most loyal CDS5K fans (outside of the states)... DO IT!

Visual Stimulation (No.2)

More Shark Propaganda..

Popsicle Graff Piece

Some Mario Bros. Propaganda

Jessica in my Specs!

Japanese Batman!

Jesus Francis! You were a Dark Dude Huh?

VW Rabbit GTI

Da Plane...

Nice PKGing Piece...

Army Guy Cross Section

Loose Lips, Sink Ships!>>>>>

Sad (but delicious) Breakfast...

Sausage Patties with a Broccoli, Sun-Dried Tomato and Mozzarella Cheese Omlette.

MORE NEW NRG DRANK (again)!!!

This one has "Branched Chain Amino Acids, and tastes like a foot. I do not recommend.

Computer Death App: Action Movie

This is my favorite app I have right now... that will change soon (adhd), its made by "Bad Robot" JJ Abrahms production company. (Lost, Cloverfield and more recently MI4: GP) BUT it's free dudes and lady dudes, there are 2 extra action packs that can be purchased for $0.99 each, both totally worth it. Have fun blowing up your neighbor's house and your cats, internet... Or in my case, your cousin's kid. Sorry Jake...

video

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Food I Put in my Mouth Today...

Told You "The Heat is On!"

I got to stare at this for the better part of my work out today! I obviously imagined that those were the bodies of the recently infected zombie flu victims and that there was a full on pandemic happening... Actually there is based on CNN. The pandemic is us, humans!

TOKYO Rising Doc (3 parts)





I'm Sorry, I Really Am...

This is when the internet tells you it's time to go to sleep...

Visual Stimulation!! (No.1)

So, as I stated before, I spend a lot of time just looking at things... Taking them in, hoping that they may provide some kind of inspiration for me, most of this is in the format of the ole' "Tumblr: I'm not creative enough to create my own things, but look at this shit someone else did, style"... What can I say, I'm a child of un-medicated A.D.D. :(

Here are some things from the past few days, I've liked to look at or photograph:

This may not be too far off from a future tattoo...

This is a sushi roll I ate called, the "Red Dragon"

This is RoboCop if he were old... or "Old Timey"

The answer is yes, for sure!

Again, YES!

YES!!!

Not "true", but totally TRUE!

GlareWolf!

Still am... If I drink too much...

Our city's shadow.

Something close to what I hope to be riding next summer instead of the scoots!

Some Monster "Rojo Tea" and soda water I drank.

Adorably Destructive.

Adorably Destructive.