Introducing the world's first "Stab-Prof" knife... Wait? does it still cut?... Of course, it's just as sharp as a regular chef's knife just no point at the tip, see... so, you can't stab someone... But, I could still cut your throught or cut an artery and kill you that way... Oh, shit you're right, never mind guys, let's shut it down, this is dumb, were not making these anymore.This is how the conversation in the board room at "New Point" SHOULD have gone, when the came up with the idea for a stab-prof knife. Whatever though do what you want... I'll just keep sitting here at my desk... sans pants.
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