Slow News Day

Just so you know what your getting for $8.95, it is an actual Chinese Chicken Salad,
I made 50 salads last night so get them while they are fresh, we will ship worldwide.

I feel I must apoligize, I wish there was something to talk about (new wise) on this glorious Tuesday... The weather is nice, I actually wore shorts today, because this is probably the last time this year I will be able to do so. Now that daylight savings time, it gets dark at noon so I cut my grass at 7:00 a.m. today, pretty gangster. Shorts are great, I mean REALLY great, don't you think? Here is something of note, I will be selling limited edition Chinese Chicken Salads on CDS5000, for $8.95 ea. So if you would like YOUR OWN, limited edition CDS5000 Chinese Chicken Salad (edition of 50), hurry up and order. If you order in the next 48 hours enter the promo code: "RapeVan 08", you get a free CDS5000 limited edition menu item of equal or lesser value. Other menu items include; Chinese Chicken Chili Cheese Dog, Chinese Chicken Meat Lovers Pizza Puff, Chinese Chicken Country Fried Steak and Eggs, and finally, Chinese Chicken Southwestern Style Egg rolls. There has been some talk about these suits, named Barack and John, not sure what it's about though they are probably on dancing with the stars or something.

I also wroth this Haiku like 5 seconds ago:

I Love My Wiener,

My Wiener Is My Best Friend,

I Killed A Man Once.