Thinking of band names is a pretty fun thing to do when you're bored, so that's basically what this is. I put this list together in about 10 minutes so it's probably not stellar but, hopefully it will inspire other people to think of band names. Everyone knows, if you want to be a rock n' roll star, first thing is to figure out what your gonna call yourself. Next, you buy cool clothes, get some tattoos, cool hair, smoke and drink all the time and have tons of sex. If you are a dude, try and start looking slightly sexually ambiguous. After that, go around and start telling people your in a band and act dangerous. I think that's it, after you start doing all of this you will begin to draw some interest from major labels and after that, they basically write the songs for you, you're done good job rockstar, no go scoop yourself up a (Hanna Montana-ish) girlfriend and now your really done. Anyway here are some random names I just though of:
- The Lieutenant Generals
- We Only Kill Hookers
- Banana in Your Pocket
- Middle Management
- The Nutritional Facts
- Butt Tattoo
- The Mr. Mister's
- Wait... What?
- Alive and Deadly
- Porcelain Pork Chops
We had a pretty good one this weekend, it was "Houndstooth ???" Something, I can't remember, Oh well. Later.
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