Rainbows and Chocolate Bunnies

There is a new trend emerging in today's world and it is getting big and totally hot, it's called suicide and it's definitely worth a try. Not sure how accurate this list is but it is all I can find as far as the top ten most common forms of suicide. the list is as follows: 10. Drowning - Like either you drive you car of a bridge or jump of a cliff into a large body of water. 9. Electrocution - By jamming a eating utensil into a wall outlet or taking a bath with your toaster. 8. Cutting - Taking a razor or knife to a major artery. 7. Jumping - Throwing your body off of a high building or something like that. 6. Suffocation - You know all those plastic grocery bags you have, toss one over your head and this is how you will go. 5. Carbon Monoxide Poisoning - The whole hose in the tail pipe or running car in the garage thing. 4. Poison - Taking a substance internally like; cleaners, industrial fluids, diazepam, cyanide, and the like. 3. Hanging - Tie a noose and uh, you know how it goes from here. 2. Drugs and Alcohol - Take a shitload of pills, hard drugs even booze can help u off yourself! 1. Guns - Probably the most surefire (ha!) way of doing it, bullet to the head and your done.

My top 5 better ways of doing it:

5. Volcano Sacrifice - Dress up like a tribesman do a bunch of shrooms, acid or peyote, and hurl yourself into the mouth of a Volcano. 4. Blow Shit Up - Get like a bunch of explosives, a fast car, some death metal and crash into a gas station or tanker truck. 3. The Greatest Wave - You know that last scene in Point Break where Johnny Utah tracks down Bohdi in Australia and lets him ride the killer waves, yeah that would be pretty Gnar! 2. Man vs. Beast - Go and have yourself a fight with a Great White Shark / African Lion / Grizzley Bear. 1. Sex - Basically getting fucked to death would probably be the best way to kill yourself, not exactly sure how it would work but whatever.