Wednesday, March 12, 2008

You Guys Got Any Blow?

I have recently decided to start using cocaine on a daily basis, why? cocaine is not as bad as the system makes it seem. Research I have been conducting shows that no one has ever died from using cocaine, furthermore none of the “infamous” Columbian drug cartels have ever harmed anyone in the diplomatic process of international drug trade. There are a lot of misconceptions about cocaine that people should probably become aware of. Rumors of addiction are blatantly false, I can stop anytime I want, and it’s just that, the stuff is so awesome I don’t really want to. C17 H21 NO4, is the chemical make up of this powdery white wonder, and if you look closely at this scientific data, more undeniable facts about the harmlessness of cocaine are found. The parts more specifically are as follows; C17 = Cool, because you look cool doing it. H21 = Hot, because only hot people do cocaine. NO4 = New Opportunities, with the combination of looking cool and being hot there will be tons of exciting new opportunities for you. Don’t take my word for it, next time your out to eat, ask you waiter for some of the coke he/she is undoubtedly on. Once you get your hands on some coke and do a lot if it, you might want to experiment with some new ways of ingesting it. After acquired the deviated septum it’s not a great idea to continue with the nose, try making some crack out of your cocaine and smoking it in a glass pipe. Another fun and interesting way, is called “free basing” this involves vaporizing the coke and sucking it through a straw or something like that. Have fun everyone, and remember do as much as you want, sleep will come later.

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