Nouveau Antichristos

This girl pictured is part of a group of people that are helping destroy life on this planet as we know it. Her name is Lauren Conrad, and she is famous for being young, dumb and rich. The only reason I am talking about this girl is that she is everywhere right now, anywhere I look, I seem to see her face, she must be trying to get press for a sex tape or something that is coming out. She is important for you to know because she is part of a super secret organization know as the "Nouveau Antichristos". The "NA" are a group of attractive, young "reality" television stars, who are directly controlled by Satan and will ultimately bring forth Armageddon and the end of our existence. There is really nothing you can do to stop them, they can't be killed or hurt physically, the only thing you can do is renounce them and try not to pay attention to them at all, it will be hard because their likenesses will appear everywhere and be all around you, but be strong and resilient and you will survive their wrath. You will know when she transforms because she will no longer be a hot girl but a seven-headed, ten-horned, soul-eating beast, which you will want to avoid. As for when this transformation will occur, all we have to go off of is that it is post-millennium, basically it can happen at anytime (as we are currently over 1000 years into post millennium times). Based on the omnipresence of these "NA" members in magazines, newspapers and on TV, I fear it may be soon. According to Nostradamus there have been two Antichrists, the first Napoleon Bonaparte and second Adolf Hitler. In their time these blokes were leaders of the most powerful countries in the world, so this seems to be an Antichrist prerequisite. The young people of the "NA" are not quite leaders of the U.S. of A., but with the help of the mindless masses here they may soon be. Repent bitches!