The Nissan Cube

This is a new "car" or something that Nissan has decided to poop out, just to see how dumb we all are. Don't get me wrong this car IS dope, it exudes hip-hop, street cred and all around... dopeness... again it's dope. Just look at the aggressive angles the car is parked at and that brick wall in the background... fucking forget it! Okay, all jokes aside it does have some really practical features; like the "Shag Dash Topper", it's a patch of shag carpeting that attaches to the top of your dashboard. There is also a "20-color interior accent lighting system", "Ripple Hooks" and "Door Handle Bungees". Their brouchure claims that; "Assymetry is where it's at. (yo) And the one of a kind wrap around window is only the begining." Ultimately, I believe Nissan's intention was to take a cool trendy nightclub / lounge where douche fucks hang out, and put wheels on it so the douche fucks can pop and lock all the way to after party. Also, I can't let this slide, on the website as it's loading it said "Cube is the new Black!"... really? what fucking marketing guru can up with that... fucking assholes, I hope you all get raped by bears.