Computer Death Quesadilla 5000

I was thinking about promoting CDS5K and being the marketing genius that I am, I thought, what do people want?... What do people need?... The answer; Quesadillas motherfuckers... Quesadillas. From now on I made a promise to myself to give out 25 of these bad boys a day in hopes to spread CDS5K across the world. Also, I'm moving to Canada pretty soon, so that's exciting... I guess. Cancel that buddy, I am in fact, not moving to Canada, I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry for lying to you. In other news, I've started hanging out at truck stops and prostituting myself out.