Killer Nurses... (from Outer Space!!)

Okay they're not from outer space, I thought it would spice it up a little, Lufkin, Tx. is where this shit went down. Now, I realize we all fantasize about taking the life of another human, standing over them sucking out their life force... Watching the glow of their aura flicker and dim. But, not all of us are supposed to have these thoughts, like nurses, that's the opposite of what they should be fantasizing about. Nurses should be thinking about hacky sacking, frisbee golf, parking lot grill cheeses, choice nugs and when Phish is gonna be playing next (nurses are hippies, and being a hippie is the opposite of a killer... with the exception of Charlie Manson, he was hippieish, but then he nulified that by getting a swastika tatted on his face, what are we talking about again?). A lady nurse who was working at a Dialysis center, was going around pretending she was the Angel of Death and injecting patients with bleach. Fucked up, right? Why bleach? She killed 5 people and then another 5 got really sick but didn't die. The descriptions I read decribe this as being a (and I quote), "Super-Duper, Painful Ass, Muthafuckin' Way to Die!" So that being said, not sure if merciful euthenasia was her M O here, just a sick, unstable person doing what they do, while blending into society until they kill 5 people. It's scary, I don't trust anyone anymore and am growing increasing paranoid by the second.

Oh!! Zomber Jesus is a coming pretty soon! But it's cool because he just wants to watch you search for colorful eggs and eat cakes shaped like lambs.

I'll try to think about something more Up to blog about next. THX.