Saturday, March 9, 2013

Drone of UFO?

It's usually pretty easy for a UFO to become an IFO, and there are a lot of cookaroo UFO conspiracy theorists that think these things are all around us. They are right! UFO's are all around us and there is about a 50/50 shot that the UFO you see, is being piloted by an extraterrestrial form of intelligent life, or just an ordinary thing you can't seem to identify. Here is the first example.

The object you see in the upper right hand corner of this famous UFO internet photo. Is one of two things. A little space ship, being flown by space men, who are just scoping out your shit. Or a little Earth ship, being flown by Earth men, who are just scoping out your shit. Either way, it sucks because you're getting straight perved on. But in this case...

We are dealing with Earth men who have built little flying terminators to keep an eye on, or just kill you, if and when you step out of line. How can this possibly go wrong? It can't. Besides it's way more comforting to know that it's a red-blooded American flying around like that watching on me, not some Commie Terrorist Space Man...

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