Disturbing... But... Well, You be the Judge

I'm sure some, or most of you have heard of the unfortunate woman who had her hands bitten off and her face ripped off by a 200 lb, former Old Navy commercial star chimpanzee. I've heard several news radio stories about this story, but haven't read anything in print or on the web so here it is as I understand it. So a 70-something woman living in Conn. or something had a 200 lb., 14 year-old pet chimpanzee, who had appeared in commercials and TV shows. The woman raised the chimp and treated it as a member of the family, it would eat at the table, dress itself and even use the computer (for what I don't know). Apparently the chimp had been agitated earlier that day so the woman gave it some tea with some Xanax, in it to calm it down. Keep in mind this wasn't "Chimp Xanax", and the lady was playing pharmacist to a wild fucking animal. Also, I learned that on of the common side affects of Xanax (in humans) is aggression, so... The woman's friend came over, and she had meet "Travis" many times, but upon arrival the chimp snapped and proceeded to rip the woman's face off and (apparently) "bit her hands off". I'm not totally surprised I've heard of a story a while back where one of these little guys flipped out bit off a guys fingers and... wait for it... ripped off and ATE his penis. Clearly these things are not to be trusted. Just as a rule of thumb, stay away from animals that have been known to "snap" and rip peoples faces off, not matter how cute they might look in a diaper and a cowboy hat. Anyway, the woman who was attacked is in "critical condition" and sustained "life changing" injuries. All that being said I'd like you to listen to the 911 recording just to give you and idea of what went down.

Crazy Chimp Attack and Retarded 911 Dispatcher


So yeah, it's fucked up and really sad, there was a couple of things I couldn't help but laugh at, (I was talking about it with some people and as I was telling the story, we'd start laughing and then do the thing where you're like, "seriously though we shouldn't be laughing right now"). Like when she says "The chimp killed my friend" and the fucking retard replies "what's wrong with you friend", this dude should be taking your order at Arby's not trying to dispatch authorities in emergency situations. Another thing, I understand this must be a stressful situation, but if you call the police, you don't have to tell them to "bring guns", it's a package deal, they already come locked and loaded even if your just getting a speeding ticket. I feel like when she said that it just further confused the situation. In the end the woman had to stab it with a butcher knife and hit it with a shovel and the cops gunned it down after that. Oh and to top it all off PETA is mad at the cops and the woman has even received death threats from animal rights activists.. go fuck yourselves, what would you do if you friend, or shit lets say child was getting its face ripped off! You just go over and give it a fucking hug? Seriously fuck you PETA, you do more harm than good, I'm beginning to think. I like animals just as much as the next person and probably more, but come on get your priorities in order!