Like me, I'm sure you heard about the "hot mic" incident none stop lately. The thing is, the crazy son of B, actually did it, he cut Obama's nuts off like an hour ago. A private meeting was arranged for the two of them to meet, It was held in Sedona, Arizona so that Jesse could use the Vortex to travel between Hell and Earth. O'bomb-ah (his Irish/Muslim name) was under the impression this was going to be an apology, in which Jesse Jackson would have to tenderly kiss his right butt cheek, whilst singing "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean. But, just as he was about to "apologize", he slowly pulled a switchblade out of his baby blue Panda skin cowboy boots and you probably can use your imagination from there. He grabbed the goods and jumped back into the Vortex to his lair in Hades. You know, I really feel for Obama here, Jesse Jackson has hundreds, potentially thousands of illegitimate children on this planet. Don't you think Obama would have liked to get that kind of work done, so hot right now and.... it's just a shame you know. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, Jesse Jackson is kind of an asshole, there was the whole "Himey Town" thing back in '84 where, if you are unaware, he insinuated that there's nothing but Jewish people in New York. What else is this guy doing or saying, we already know he carries a switchblade in his boots... his PANDA boots, aren't there only like 5 of those left. Oh yeah, and he lives in Hell I for one have a problem with people jumping from dimension to dimension cutting people's nuts off, doesn't sit well.
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