Kim Jong "ILL COMMUNICATION"

Like Ma Bell, G-Dub's got the Ill Communication, That's right, Ma Bell he's got the Ill Communication. Kim Jong-Il, a.k.a KJI, a.k.a. MC Gold Goggles, a.k.a. "The Sun of The Nation", had some communication with George Bush, that didn't involve the North Korean Dictator telling G-Dub's to go fuck himself. KJI has probably been my favorite dictator every since his role in the film Team America, I simply fell in love with the misunderstood little guy and it was all over. Hit the road Stalin, sorry Mao it's time to go now, Saddam we had a good run but I think we should see other people and Hitler, what can I say man, you're fuckin' crazy, but you KJI, we just make sense together, you know? Basically, W was like "listen buddy if ya just tell us what yuv got and where it is....the whole, "Axis of Evil" thing, water under the bridge brosef." KJI was like, "Ok, ok, you cocksucker, just stop breakin' my balls already, Jesus fuckin' Christ!" Ultimately, it means nothing, whatever you've heard about this being an important step or whatever, you can take that shit and wipe your ass with that shit because that my friend is a bunch of shit! But I thought it was a good opportunity to learn a few things about KJI. Behind those big golden specs, and that form fitting earth-toned jumpsuit, there is a man. For example, sometimes he travels through Russia in an special armored train (because he is afraid to fly). While on that train he has live lobsters airlifted there and eats them with silver chop sticks (Chinese believe they would detect poison). He wasn't exactly blessed with the best "genes that make you look good or not", he's short, about 5'3", and fat and his clothes suck. So right there you've major paranoia and body image issues. He's also (it is said) TOTALLY into Hollywood cinema, on wiki, it said some of his favorite movies include: slasher films like Friday the 13th, Rambo, James Bond, Godzilla and any movie with Elizabeth Taylor. To be honest I am down with all that except that Elizabeth Taylor business that shit is weak. Other thinks like hunting, drinking with buddies, horseback riding and Redlining his whips on the empty, suppressed streets of North Korea. So yeah that's basically what's happening with Kim Jong-Il right now.