My Best Week Ever!

Hello, I thought I would mention that the best week of my life is about to occur. In collaboration with shark week and the Discovery Channel I have also obtained corporate sponsorship. Not bad, not bad at all, so don’t be surprised if you see some product nods in the articles to come. Anyway more than anything Shark Week is what is important here, so I thought I would give you a preview of some of this years specials

Sunday July 27th 9:00 pm ET/PT

Mythbusters
These two love birds will investigate some common shark myths and see if they can be debunked, here are a few of them:
1. Bull Sharks have the ability to swim in salt water, fresh water and Sutter Home White Zinfandel.

2. A Great White can eat more Nathan’s hot dogs than current champ Kobayashi.

3. Dogfish Shark, is the only species that doesn’t respond to anti-depressants such as Zoloft and remains terribly depressed and tiny.

Monday July 28th 9:00 pm ET/PT

Surviving Sharks
Les Stroud (Survivorman), will reveal some tips in surviving an attack. One way, for example is swimming very fast away from them. That’s right, just swim away. A recent study showed that sharks smoke more than anyone else on the planet including the Greeks and when the smoke they prefer Camel Lights. So they have slowed down quite a bit.

Monday July 28th 10:00 pm ET/PT 

Day of the Shark (Dia de los Tiburon)
Researchers search to find an explanation on why six shark attacks happened at six different times of the same day. My money says if the victims would have been using their Magellan GPS system, they could have found a safer place to swim!

Tuesday July 29th 9:00 pm ET/PT

Dirty Jobs: Greenland Shark Quest
Mike Rowe heads up to Greenland to check out some of the huge sharks that live in this frigid ass water. Thank God for his North Face Parka with Gore-Tex lining, or this dirty son-of-bitch would be a bit chilly up there.

Thursday, July 31, at 9 p.m. ET/PT

Mysteries of the Shark Coast
A team explores the tropical seas of Australia’s northeastern coast, where there are more species of sharks than anywhere else in the world to try to figure out why the sharks are disappearing. Hey brainiacs have you checked the local pub, they are all probably enjoying a nice, big, frosty, Fosters oil can and you should too motherfucker!