Killing People with Mac Products

This is funny because I was laying in bed the other night holding my iPhone, appreciating it's weight and durability and I thought, "I wonder if anyone has ever been beaten or bludgeoned with an iPhone?" It must have happened, I decided. Anyway I came upon this quote from filmmaker Kevin Smith, during a MacWorld Q&A. It would appear that I'm not the only person who thinks about harming/killing people with Mac products.