China... Please Stop Trying to Kill Us!

Last month (January 2010) there were a slew of dangerous products recalled by the US Consumer Products Safety Commission, all of these items were produced in China. Because I care deeply about the safety and well being of you and yours, here is the rundown of things China is using to try and kill us, so avoid them!

1. Starbucks Glass Water Bottles: Basically these things are just shattering for no apparent reason, and also when the stop is taken out. There have been hand and mouth lacerations.

2. Zippo Candle Lighter: Sold at Bath and Body Works, when flame size is adjusted the thing goes crazy, melting itself and burning you alive.

3. Cybex Strollers: Sold at Target stores, there is a hinge mechanism that poses a finger amputation/laceration threat. (It's cutting off baby fingers!)

4. Night Hawk Radio Controlled Helicopter: Sold at Radio Shack, there have been reports of these lil' babies over-heating and causing burns, also the propeller has spun out of the device injuring peoples peepers (eyes).

5. Nature's Wonders Toy Horse Set: Sold at Wal-Mart, these toys contain excessive levels of lead based paint, kids put these things in thier mouths and stuff, kids get sick. :(

WTF China, your passive aggressive attempt at killing us and our children has not gone unnoticed. I am boycotting Chinese food for this whole month of February, also I'm going to attempt to not buy anything made in China... This may be difficult.