Presidential Candidate Barack Obama claims to be half black guy and half white guy. It has recently been brought to my attention from a very reliable source* that this is not true. If you will examine the photo on the left, you will clearly see that Obama is actually half Mexican, half Sabertooth Tiger, and fully HOT!! (jk, i'm hetero) But seriously its pretty clear from the evidence that we as a nation, as the people of the world have been duped by this freaky (hot!!) mutant. The question now is, how do we feel about the possibility of having a "Sabexican" as our next president? And why is he ashamed of his actually origins? Perhaps because both Mexicans and Sabertooth Tigers became extinct around 9,000 years ago. So this inturn would also mean that Obama himself is roughly 9,000 years old, also making him somekind of immortal witch, or warlock I should say. Damn this just keeps getting better. So what we are dealing with is barely even a human, an Immortal Sabexican Warlock, that's a mouthful. We will have to just wait and see how this all works out, so get out there and vote whenever your supposed to. Remember that when you vote it doesn't fucking matter, your not choosing a fucking thing, representative democracy preserves the illusion of participation and consent. Whoever you vote for, we are ungovernable. But I guess it would be cool to see a Sabexicann win the contest because they need a moral boost.*image provided by Petey the Mind Robot
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