Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Update from CDS5000's 1st Post

The very first post on this blog was about Bigfoot, I was surprised to find that there's a lot more BF activity than you might think, here are two stories form last month, both from Australia... The deliciously dangerous land of Bigfoot's.

April 21st, 2009 Darwin, Australia
A "Yowie" (Aussie for Bigfoot) was stalking a family inside their home, they were watching the movie XXX starring Vin Diesel as a Extreme Sports Athlete / Super Spy. The mother of the family went to the kitchen to make more popcorn after the film, the father got up and put in another movie, it was XXX: State of the Union, the sequel starring Ice Cube. The mother finished making popcorn and let the family dog (aptly named "XXX") outside. The Mother had a strange feeling of being watched and had thought she saw a large silhouette in the tree line of their yard, anxious to get back to the movie, she left the dog outside and made her way to the living room. The Yowie made his move, snuck up on the dog and ripped his head off.

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April 15th, 2009
Leura, Australia
Ingrid Shlon 23, of Germany and Adi Hassan 22 of France, were backpacking in the bushland (I think it's safe to assume we are dealing with lesbos here). Ingrid put down here pack and decided to see where they were on the GPS. Adi slicked back her hair with a switchblade comb and lit up a Pall Mall. The simple-minded gentle was watching from the bushes, he become confused by the beeping gadget and the cigarette smell and decided he'd go rip their heads off. The backpackers screamed, Adi maced the giant, kicked him in the dork and he ran off into the woods.

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Based off of these two recent BF encounters, it seems like they have been growing increasing fond of tearing heads off of things so watch out!

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