Funny Thing from 5 minutes ago...

The following was a text message conversation from a little bit ago, all of the following events are true:

Tomas: The # in Mich is 269-4#9-####
Me: Thanks Boner! When are you going up there?

Tomas: Tonight after work
Me: Bone Yard!

Tomas: Is that a game you play outside at family picnics?
Me: Yeah, with say an overweight bearded uncle or something

Tomas: Repressed Memories :(
Me: Every time I'm at a BBQ and I see corn on the cob, my butt clenches involuntarily

Tomas: Wow sorry dude, not a big fan of the XL cheddarwurst huh?
Me: Wait, who do you think this is, my name is Perry Dawson, this is Tomas O'Rielly right? From "Tomas O'Rielly's Candles and Such" in Omaha?

Tomas: Careful...