What if you created a catch phrase or saying so powerful and so perfect that everyone just needed it? Imagine if you had a patent on that word (or saying) and got paid every time it was used. Even though it cost $0.99 per usage, people are still willing to use it early and often in every conversation they have. How would you collect the $0.99? That's easy asshole, iTunes... duh! So, what is it that occurs when someone uses the word without coughing up the $0.99? They get shot in the head, execution style for the crime of vocabulary piracy, immediately after the word crosses their lips. There will be field agents everywhere monitoring and enforcing the terms and conditions of the word (also provided by Apple).In other news> I will be in Las Vegas, NV in 15 hours. BOOM! (that's the word, btw, "BOOM", don't use it unless you pay $0.99, or have a death wish.)
3 comments:
dude. dude. dude. (slowly shakes head) you cannot do such things! Ellen has learned me that you also use the fabled " Boom". did I unwittingly pick it up from you? perhaps. but this is just a word kind sir and a copyright will not do.
HAHA! BOOOOOOOOM!
Sorry John Madden already is synonymous with the word.
"BOOM!"
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