Keeping it Healthy During a Blackout

It's refreshing to know that even in the midst of a drunken blackout some part of my brain reminds me to keep it healthy when late night binge eating. I came to this notion upon discovering a bowl of egg yolks on the stove when I woke up Saturday morning. So, at least they were egg whites I devoured probably standing over the sink like some kind of fucking animal! What is it about my brain, that after a night of gradually poisoning myself with bourbon an beer (not together, in separate drinking vessels), I will still make the effort to remove the fatty and cholesterol packed egg yolk before I cook it? Whatever it is is it's not DVDA... that's something all together different.