Facebook Screen Capture No.1

So, I blurred out the people's name's and profile picture to protect their anonymity. After all the context of the update is an unfortunate one, as one of my FB friends lost his grandma on this day. I'm not posting this to make light of someone losing a loved one, rather the utter retarded-ness of one of their FB friends.... "at least they got .50 cent wings today!"... Thanks asshole!

Rayguns are real

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Vintage Ice Cube & Moms

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V-Necks Here! Get your Deep V-Neck Here! Smalls, Extra Small and Extra Extras for you weak lil' Hipstas!

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I got out of the car, broke his glasses, gave him a wedgie and took his lunch money.

WWDDD? No. 2

What Would Don Draper Do? No.2 (Mad Men Season 4 starts this Sunday on AMC!) is this lovely set of tattooed Lego men for Pilot Pens extra fine point. I will say this about Pilot, they make a nice smooth writing pen, in fact, I might even go pick up a 5-pack of blacks or blues today, I can afford it. So, the sell here is that Pilot Pens extra fine points are so fine you can create incredibly detailed faux tattoos on your little Lego men.

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The LaBron James Interview

If you can believe it, I actually conducted a phone interview with "The King" LeBron James on Monday evening, this is that interview:

Me: Thank you so much for speaking with me, I know how busy you must be right now with the big move and all.

LaBron James: Happy to do it, I’m a big fan of CDS5K.

M: I wish I could say the same thing about you sir.

LBJ: So, I’m guessing you’re from Cleveland?...

(We share a long and hearty laugh)

M: Do you have any pets LaBron?

LBJ: No, I’m on the road too much, it wouldn’t be fair to the animal.

M: How do you think you’ll like playing for the Me-A-Me Dolphins?

LBJ: Come on man, are you retarded?

M: Yes.

LBJ: No you’re not!

M: Ya-Huh!!...

M: What’s your favorite TV show?

LBJ: Even though it slightly before my time, I really love “In Living Color”. Anything the Wayans brothers do actually, them and Tyler Perry’s stuff is just on a whole other level.

M: Now that’s something we CAN agree on!

(More shared laughter)

LBJ: Can I ask you a question?

M: Of course!

LBJ: What are you doing for dinner tonight?

M: Are you asking me on a date LaBron James?

LBJ: What if I am?

M: Yes, LaBron... A thousand times, yes.

WWDDD? No. 1

Occasionally I will post fun and clever ads up in here. Actually they don't have to be fun or clever, I just have to like them. So I want to do more of this but it needs a post tag so I came up with "WWDDD?" (What Would Don Draper Do?) If you don't already watch Mad Men you should check it out, its pretty tasty! Here is WWDDD? No. 1...

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Summer time back yard porch stoopin"!

TGIKF

THANK GOD IT'S KUMITE FRIDAY
July 16th 2010 will serve as the world's official "Kumite Day", for those of you unfamiliar with what the sacred Kumite is... Please refer to the 1988 classic film staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Daniel-Day Lewis, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Mikey-Motorboat Januska. There's really nothing else to this post other than the following things: (1) You should watch Bloodsport this weekend (2) hyphenated names are funny and (3) July 16th is officially Kumite Day!