Friday, October 30, 2009

Computer Dork Screen 5000 No. 1

I'm sure almost everyone in their mid to late 20s remembers the game Street Fighter, more specifically Street Fighter 2. Within this amazingly addictive arcade classic were charecters "Ryu" and "Ken", arguably the best fighters in the game and they had a great special move called the "Dragon Punch" or "Shoryuken". Today I stubled upon a picture of a Street Fighter enthusiast who got the combo sequence of the move tattooed on his forearm... Too bad it's wrong ya fuckin' dummy! It's [FORWARD, DOWN, FORWARD/DOWN+PUNCH] not [DOWN, +FORWARD, FORWARD/DOWN+PUNCH]. On a positive note, at least it will definately help get you laid when you explain what the intended meaning was... Oh wait, I might be wrong on that last thought. In closing I have attached a video montage of ryu and ken doing what they do best... Shoryukening, enjoi cock suckers, enjoi.

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