Perky Jerky

This seems totally unnecessary to me, but who am I? Just a guy with his pants around his ankles and a belt around his neck. Well I guess if you don't have time to eat regular jerky while you're pounding energy bevs, or if you need a little pick me up and are hungry, I guess this is the product for you. Honestly though, just a little bump-ski of the ole nose candy will solve all of these problems. If you can't find blow anywhere just get a part time job a a bar or restaurant, and you're in.... Seriously though, don't do cocaine, it's not good for you, and CDS5k is not condoning the use of cocaine. You can get more info on this "interesting" (stupid) product here: Perky Jerky