You Were Warned!

I know at this point it may seem a little cliche or pop culture-ish, but zombies have always been a legitimate fear for me. I remember laying on my couch a couple years ago reading Max Brook's World War Z and then having the power grid of my block shut down. I was like, "well shit... here they come". But, aside from the fact they have become a pop culture phenomenon, I have always loved/feared zombies and it would appear that it is justified, because although they may not be raising from the dead, there are people out there who will eat your fucking face! I spent a nice afternoon with my dad having lunch and getting mildly drunk when he let me know about this news story. Apparently, this dude was snorting bath salts or ingesting them in some other manner (maybe up his butt)... If you are unaware of "bath salts", it's basically a chemical compound that is completely legally sold... as "bath salts" but get this!... if you snort them, you get totally fucked up! To the point, again... where you will CHEW SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE OFF! Here is the story of some asshole who snorted some bath salts and chewed a guys face of in Miami, the police ordered him to stop he growled at them and they proceeded to shoot him dead: 

The "zombie-like attack" in Miami on Saturday may have involved bath salts, a new form of LSD. Authorities say the man, shot by police for chewing off the face of a homeless person died in the cannibalism encounter, while the victim recovers in the hospital.

The weekend attack on Miami's MacArthur Causeway has law enforcement and medical authorities worried. The new illicit drug is cropping up in the streets and is behind similar attacks across the country as of late.

A man riding his bike along the bridge came across the gruesome "zombie" attack and called police after trying to intervene. Larry Vega gives this account of the horrific scene:

"The guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, Get off! You know it's like the guy just kept eating the other guy away, like ripping his skin. It was just a blob of blood. You couldn't really see, it was just blood all over the place."

Police said the man identified in the "zombie-like" attack on the hapless victim is 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. When authorities arrived on the scene of the man chewing off the victim's face, they shot and killed him after their orders to stop were ignored.

Doctors say bath salts causes a person to become very hot, violent, and delirious. Additionally, it causes the user to possess super-human strength due to the adrenaline rush.

Sources say Eugene frequented the area and was often seen looking confused. The unidentified victim in the drug-induced cannibal attack lost 75% to 85% of his face.

This is the gentleman who snorted bath salts and ate a guys face! Rudy Eugene, you done fucked up homeboy... you done fucked up :( This is the reason I plan and take the precautions I do. You come at me bro... I will chop you down and eat your fucking face!