(Last Night)
I'm waiting for a taxi...
Who would win in a fight: Cash Cab or Taxi Cab Confessions on HBO? Why did I have to say the network along with Taxi Cab Confessions? What network even is Cash Cab on? Discovery? TLC? It's probably sydicated at this point point, yes? Or not since... Duhn Duhn....
(Today, this afternoon)
You know what? Lets just pick-up not where we left off. Fortunately I didn't have to break a window to get into my house last night. Just used the still broken one from last time, Duh!? Also, I've been staring at a screen of Zodiac killer symbols for the last two days on my other monitor (rich remember?) from a Google search... and why, do you ask did I Google search for "Zodiac Killer Symbols"? So... I can draw them on the piece of a $1 bill that I had torn off... Left in locker #33 at the gym... I actually did this... Why? The obvious answer is to kill the person that happens upon the drawn on $1 bill... But, I won't know who found it. I guess I can ask then kill the person if they have it or knows who found it. But, then the cops would be like. "Anyone, suspicious asking about the murder victim?" Yes, actually, that guy right there! Lets get him.... No. That won't quite work. Also, earlier today, I screamed fuck you to the sky and claimed to be master of the universe. I feel bad about that now. I am constantly at your mercy Universe, Multi-Verse and all the Gods and Aliens and things. I snapped, but as you know it was with happiness and "my way" of praising you that I had found my keys in the parking lot of Tracy's Tavern! Thank you once again. As we all know you (Universe, Multi-Verse and all the Gods and Aliens and things) are the Master(s) of the Universe. That's Right, the Universe is the master of the Universe... In a fragmented multidimensional kind of way of course... And that's why we are here and now. So, pretty much just explained that shit.
I'm going to throw up I'm so hungry.
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