Get the Red Coats (No Offense, Too Soon?)...

Revolutionary War as explained by nerdy ass 8-bit artist and t-shirt makers... It's like Donkey Kong idiots. Mario is the O.G. G-Dubs aka, G. W. aka, George "MuFuckin" Washington, aka Cherry Tree Choppin MuFucka... Donkey Kong is played by King George III, aka KG3, aka The Tyrant (they say). Finally the Princess Pauline is played by Lady Liberty. USA! USA! USA! The 4th of July is right around the corner shit-diglers... Buy it here for $23... American BUY >