Crazy Assholes No.1

Let's be honest, what's the first thing you think when you hear "Utah". It could be any number of things; Karl Malone, Park City, The Spiral Jetty, Mormons... But for me it's usually more like, "Utah, oh probably weirdos"... Now I don't want to isolate any of my readership by saying something bad about a place people call home, home is where the heart is after all right? So Utah, you're cool with me and CDS5K but look what these dumb assholes did inside of you!

Meet Steven Rutkowski, 19, and Kai Matthew Christensen, 21. They went ahead and set up fatally dangerous booby traps in a popular and frequently visited state park. A Utah forrest park ranger was out on patrol for hippies smoking weed in the forest when he noticed that someone had placed a trip wire before the entrance of "The Fort" a locally known shelter pictured below. Often families and children are playing in and around this Fort.

The officer noticed that the trip wire was attached to a 45 lb. rock that had sharpened stakes attached to it. Once tripped as you are down on hands and knees making entrance. You would get a face full of swinging spike rock and probably death. Thanks guys!

There was another tripwire at the second entrance to "The Fort" that would cause the camper or hiker to fall forward onto Indiana Jones-ish spikey sticks.

I hope these little bastards get their comeuppance this is a bullshit thing to do you crazy assholes. We hope you guys die now... Yeah, how do you like that!   via