Mung... What The FUCK!

This is just fucking terrible and disgusting, a friend of mine by the name of, well, we will just call him "Brad" for anonymity, brought this to my attention after reading about the "Rape Van". Plus he is in the witness protection program because he witnessed the suicide of a mafia lawyer, and a district attorney tried to use him to take down a mob family. Wait I think that is "The Client" with Susan Sarandon and Tommy Lee Jones. Whatever so back to this whole "Mung" thing, there are several definitions of what "Mung" or the art of Munging actually are. So here is, again from the "urban dictionary" some definitions of this... thing:

1. Mung
Use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging.

2. Mung

You and a friend dig up a not-too-recently deceased woman, preferably over 60 years in age. You lay her face up on the ground and you put your mouth on her vagina. Your friend takes a running start and jumps onto her stomach. You eat whatever comes out into your mouth.

I am so, so, so very sorry for even putting this up here but for one reason or another, I just needed to. Thank you "Brad" for bringing this to our attention, you are a true American Hero.