CDS5K - PhotoSet: Broken Glass... Everywhere.

The following photo set is from an abandoned bank near CDS5K HQ. Some holligans had holliganized the property so I snooped around a little. Based on the evedance at the scene of the crime. They were probably DG street punks, who were looking for a place to sodomize each other. By the looks of the inside of the vestibule. These guys really went to town on each other. I recognize vandalism as a form of social protest and accept it. However, this particular property is sacred to me, for beneath the vault there is an entrance to the original CDS5K HQ... But we can never go back there... Can we?... No, I don't think so. Anyhow please enjoy the photos I took of this place.

E-Cig Commecials Continue to be Ridiculous...

Delish-tagram Dinner of April 3rd: Brooklyn Fuckin' Pizza

Man Behind the Beard

(UPDATED 4/3 @ 9:15 PM)
How can this possibly be a sub-category on my Netflix recommendations?... And how does is matter? Let's start by doing some Netflix viewing history ReCon! Wow, nothing... I just went through like 3 months and there is not even a single... Oh wait a minute... The only thing I have watched with Zack Galifianakis recently was an episode of IFC's Comedy Bang Bang... I forgot about that. That's still a stretch though... For Netflix to assume that by watching 10 episodes of a series, only 1 of these episodes featuring Zach Galifianakis... That I would want to watch movies starring actors that "Look" like Zack Galifianakis... Which according to Netflix and the rest of the world, is simply any man with a beard. Like to assume there is a demographic of people that want to watch programing based on the visual appearance of the bearded star... and I am one of those people!? Is this based off of research that has found people to like Zach Galifianakis simply because of his beard, and would like to see other things with people sporting a beard, regardless of the context. Things are getting very strange. Ultimately, I'm just writing this to try and clear up a sort of cultural misunderstanding that seems to have popped up about beards.

Beards, have been around for basically about a billion years. There were beards since before we even had faces to have beards on them... Little microscopic organisms floating around in the primordial soup undoubtedly sported this face accessory, it's been documented. Finally, there have definitely been beards before Zack Galifianakis. I love him and all his stuff, but he's not the first person to have a beard! Stop telling everyone who has a beard that they look like Galifianakis, Or liking people only for their beards. There's a person behind that beard, you know? Open your shallow fucking minded eyes and try to see them for once. Your miserable little munchkins.

This one's for you Cobra, aka "Chips and Salsa"!

So, as it turns out, this was all part of an April Fools Day prank. Which is turning out to be a big thing for companies to fuck with consumers. Anyway, It doesn't take away from the passion and reality of my thoughts... Good day, hurt feelings on being fooled... Two years in a row, last year I got a phone call at like 6:30 AM from two of my friends who said they were locked up for DUI and on of them stashed some blow in her vagina and need me to bail them asap. The thing is that, it's not totally an unbelievable scenario from the rascals who duped me last year! I suck at April Fools...

CDS5K TODAY!

... Is it "ridden", "riden", "rode"?... grammar has never been a strong suit.  gotta start throwing some vine's up on this mutha fucka. sorry... I'm getting kinda of drunk... I'm just trying to keep this blog streak alive. So that when I'm seventy I can inject this post into my veins and remember how great it was.

Other Breaking NEWS! 
CDS5K PacNorWest will be doing some snooping around the San Francisco/Eureka(BigfootCountry)/Portland Area in May!!!! Stay tuned for dick pics!!!

More of Me to Love?

Okay, no big deal, 20lbs in the last year (thanks GrubHub!), A Chicago winter will do that to you, consistently has for the better part of the last 10 years. What never ceases to amaze me though, is the fact of what a physically gifted freak I am. Oh, man, see you in a couple weeks six pack. #perfectbody #bosozuko_abs69 #CDS5K

... I don't know why I'm hash-tagging... Maybe I get the impression that more than 1 person will read this if it's hash-tagged...  It's all an illusion though... like that movie where LDC was an illusionist.... or I mean a Dream Catcher... Not a Steven King one though... Did you know that Steven King used to get so fucking drunk and high while he was writing, a lot of times, he wouldn't remember the story. For Example, "Christine" the one where the car is sentient and can kill bitches who be trying to get up on her man. Well, King has no memory of writing this one... Or maybe that's just what he says...

Also, don't think I'm being all boasty about getting in shape, I'm just kidding... It's just sometimes, when you have as much money as I do, you just think everything and everyone is so stupid. But hey, the world needs ditch diggers too after all. But seriously, it's about the children, it always has been. CDS5K out. #keepitgoing #losesomewieght #makesomemoney #fallasleep

#falseconfidence...

#jkforreal...

#DissociativeIdentityDisorder

CDS5K x Bōsōzoku

I managed to find another amazing example of Japanese sub-culture to personally obsess over known as BOSOZOKU. It's mostly a way to customize your car or motorcycle in a bizarro-ass Japanese way. Think like low rider car club style, but with that certain Japanese pop and charm. Bōsōzoku, wasn't always a weird car club for dork ass nerds (like it appears to be now). The word Bōsōzoku translates to American speak as "Violent Running tribe". Motorcycle gangs of kids in their late teens and early 20's, would recklessly cruise the streets of 1970's and 80's Japan in large groups causing general mayhem. They were known to assault people protesting their kaminari zoku or "Thunder Tribe", with wooden swords, metal pipes, baseball bats and Molotov cocktails. Starting back in the 1950's, they were just straight up biker gangs, from poor ass neighborhoods, being like, "fuck you guys, this shit sucks... so suck our shit!" Beautiful! Also, after turning 20 years old, a lot of these dudes would get a lower ranking position in the Yakuza, pretty cool! Unfortunately, Bōsōzoku have evolved to be, as I stated earlier, nerds with custom cars and bikes. Best I can tell they basically use their bike to just weave back and forth as they drive honking horns... come on guys. Get your shit together, cause some mayhem!... On that note, Japan is not a place known for fucking around with its law enforcement. They will just lock your ass up for a fucking grip and be like, "There asshole, still wanna be an asshole? You just lost 5 years, Try again." So, I get it, OBEY!!! Anyway the star of the show for me is the bikes and the riders themselves, look at this cray-cray shiz. I tried to keep most of my examples as OG as possible, there is a lot of newer crap out there... Also, there is just generally not a lot of stuff out there on the Bōsōzoku. Some guy is trying to kickstart a documentary... Also it looks like there might be a Taschen type art book out there on the Bōsōzoku... Enjoy the photos!

I'm Sorry, Can You Make a Lil' Room...

...for my diamond hard nerd boner I'm sporting after watching this.

I understand that words like "boner" combined with Hugh Jackman can be misconstrued into some very homoerotic implications. But, I wanna assure you that I'm as straight as they come, hit me up on facebook or like tweet at me or like vine me some shit, and I'll prove it. Anyway, that's the kinda thing that made me hate up on the movie poster for this I saw a while back. I was like, Jackman, in leather pants, shirtless, just the right amount of misted rain highlighting his muscley back, all while holding the phallic handle of sword!?!... "Gheeeeeeeeeeyyy!"... Now it looks like I may be full on actual "Gay" for this movie... We'll just have to wait I guess'em... I wonder if wolverine really is gay. Does he ever hook-up with babes in the comics? I'm sure. I'll look into it. Below is the original Supe-Gay first poster for The Wolverine 3D...

OMG!!! I was hoping they would have better new posters... Are you kidding me? Uh, hey Marvel, I can definately help you guys out with some movie posters if you want... Just saying.. WTF?

 Well, whatever. The movie still looks pretty fucking sweet.

Stoner Sandwich Club: Number A

All to often, I find myself going from not very hungry... to super hungry, like a switch. When these hungers arise you're confronted with a question of, what can I eat as fast as possible with a maximum return on taste for your bro face? Sometimes, I open my refrigerator to reveal a hearth of glutinous solutions to my "hunger problem"... Other times, it's remnants from a by-gone meal, scraps, which on their own are almost unusable. But it's times like the latter, when you just gotta take one extra vape and figure out some shit like a God-Damned American Man!... Pretty sure that's what I just did, in a dark moment of already have eaten my left over stir-fry from last night I whipped up this tasty little fuckin' bitch, soon to be appearing in your local gastro-pub, I'm Calling it: "The Million Dollars, Go Fuck YouSelf, Gimme Dat, Sam Slam"

All I had as I searched my barren cold cupboard, was some Swiss Cheese, Veal Chorizo, some Chili Oil, Poppyseed dressing and some Salted Rye Bread. Turns out all these things together are fucking on point. The perfect storm of deliciousness all packed into a lil baby bite-sized sandwich.

I'm quite hopefully certain that this sandwich... from SSC No. A (Stoner Sandwich Club: Number A)... Will bring me all the blood-drenched, fame, fortune and glory that I deserve! See ya guys later, when I'll be watching you sleep.

CDS5K Reviews Random Internet Yeti Art: Number 4

So, I hope it's not starting to seem like I have some kind of Nazi obsession, I don't! But, pretty crazy that I find two Yeti x Nazi related examples in the minimal (it's not minimal) amount of image re-con I've been pulling on the Yeti (Ye-Tay). This is truly an incredible Yeti, First off, He's a Yeti... Then we see he's a Doctor! Then a Cyborg Nazi!? WTF-YDCN?! This thing looks really bad ass... Except for his little bicycle shorts... May as well strap a pair of Roller Blades on Doc Yeti! I pulled from DeviantArt by a person named "Meyer 08". This person created an entire cast of charecters like this in what I imagine hopefully became a cool looking book... I will have to look into that, all the info is there. I still have to compute it tho... bummer. Anyway, based on all of that, I'm putting the YAMV$ at $900.00. These prices MEAN SOMETHING!!!! That's a Good Yeti! Y'all! Arriba Arriba! BANG!