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lots o' green on my desk tis mornin'... St. Patrick's Day is coming up soon... Day Drinking Debauchery = A Favorite Thing.

Racist Auction

I was poking around on eBay the other night from the couch via my informationPhone. Usually I shop for shark related items and memorabilia, and usually the items I come across are not really racist. To be honest I'm not even sure if this is racist (pretty sure it is), I don't see "color", understand? So have a look for yourself...

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Not a great way to start the day, I pulled this thing out of my tire after running over it. I think it was part of a bike lock that some kids in the hood, maliciously placed in a crack in the road. That's just the way my paranoid brain works anyway.

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Sleepy baby angels just funzin' around

After a delightful brunch @ Dunlay's on Sunday, we walked over to the "Megamall", where I saw this beaut! The ground clearance was higher than most SUVs, I wanted a pic of me crouching down next to it but there was an angry looking Cholo inside the doorway watching it.

Lounging in brown... wait that doesn't sound great... :(

Thoughts on a Movie No. 12

Benicio Del Toro and Anthony Hopkins star in something that at first seemed totally radical and the more I think about it, actually was. All the make-up and special effects were pretty cool. There ended up being more CG than I expected, but the shots and scenes showing the make-up work definitely added to the old time horror movie nostalgia. Just because we have they ability to computer generate awesome imagery these days doesn't mean it should be done to death. "The Wolfman" is basically about a middle aged woman who is having an affair with this dude that works at the blockbuster by her house, but used to work at UPS and is thinking about going back. Er... I mean it's a kick ass movie set in 1890 about Werewolves, Gypsy's and some British people that don't necessarily talk like British people. The main British people live in this huge but slightly decrepit and spooky castle/house thing. Again these movies have been increasing the violence and gore lately which adds to their value. In my favorite scene a guy holding a gun gets his arm ripped off and nerve impulses make his detached arm fire the weapon as it's laying on the ground. All in all this was a pretty darn fun and exciting movie and I would recommend it, just pure good fun, mindless enjoyment, which is perfect for my attention span, this was a cool thing to look at.

I'll go like 4.12 out of 5

Quote of the Movie: "I will kill ALL of you" -Benicio right before turning into the Werewolf.

Dancing Predators

This could be in the new category "Too Cool to Title"... but let's just call this what it is. Also there is a new "Predators" in development, and the cast is looking pretty impressive: Topher Grace, Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne and Danny Trejo to name a few, not to mention Robert Rodriguez is attached as a producer on this nugget! The release is slated for July 7th 2010.

*also if you click on the box of the window in the lower right hand corner you can turn off all these youtube peoples "hilarious" commenting of the video.

Quick Tips to Fancy Living No. 2

Today's quick tip is about bathroom hygiene: "I think I'm gonna start washing my hands before I go pee, I mean my penis is pretty clean. Its my hands that need to be washed in the hand to penis equation."

...sorry for saying penis and I'm sorry if this is too racy for some readers.

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Occasionally, I will wake up in the middle of the night in a full on "MEAT RAGE". God help anyone who gets in my when during an episode. It's happened a couple of other times where I'll just "come to" in some wooded area, naked, covered in blood, next to some kind of half eaten animal... Which brings me to the conclusion that I might be a "Teen Wolf"... But not a teenager... but a Teen Wolf fer sure!

Shawn White's Coach has a Real Piss Mouth

I heard it because I was watching live, but Bud Keene, Shawn White's coach said some bad words live on NBC's Olympic coverage. Who gives a fuck though really, I guess some people do, but I certainly don't give a fuck, or at least I didn't give a fuck until I looked a little closer at what exactly was said. Here is a transcript of the convo* they shared right before his final run last night.

Keene: What do you want to do?
White: I don't know, man. Ride down the middle?
(Chorus of noes.)
Keene: No, have some fun.
White: Drop a double mick?
Keene: Yeah, drop a double mick at the end, and yell out "Fucking Jews, Go Home!". Do whatever you want and Fucking send those Jews a message! Make sure you stomp the Shit out of any Jews you see down there too.
White: Fuck That! You're Fired, Anti-Semite Fuck, You Messed Up Girl! I'm Out!

This all happened live last night, I was shocked, I wonder why Keene has such a problem with Jewish people.

*Don't shoot the messenger here, these statements are highly offensive.

Thoughts on a Movie No. 11

The Road
(BIG TIME SPOILER AT THE END OF PARAGRAPH!)
Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron, Bobby Duvall, Guy Pierce and a little kid star in this feel good, post-apocalyptic story of survival. The sky is gray, there is no life and much of the life that remains consists of murderous groups of cannibals. It's never really explained as to what caused this impending global extinction, but I'm guessing it was probably one of those Cloverfield monsters from a couple of years ago. I bet that's it this is Cloverfield 2: The Aftermath, we can all agree on that right? Okay so, we follow a father and son making there way through this desolate, abandoned world scavenging for food and supplies. Occasionally the father (Viggo) will flash back in time to pre-apocalyptic times, this creates a nice contrast from the gray world to a world vivid color. I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear that you do get to see Viggo's bare ass in this one. I'm starting to think it's in his contract that he show us his butt at least once in each movie. Viggo and the little kid are both really good in this movie though, the visuals are great too. Viggo dies, books are for stooges! suck it y'all!

Let's say 4.06 out of 5

Quote of the Movie: "Whoever made humanity will find no humanity here, no sir, so beware, beware!" -Bobby Duvall as the Old Drifter