Meh, Okay, I guess I like MIA...

The only problem is that I have a hard time distinguishing the difference between some of the actors in the video and my coffee table, which is kind of insulted that he didn't get a call back on an extra spot for the video shoot...

IRON SKY IS COMING!

No big deal, I've only been waiting close to 3 years for this!!!!! OG POST>

S.O.D. HEY-ZUES!

Freeze Frame Motion

I Haven't seen this kind of freeze framed "duding" around since I lived in the Beta house! Where getting punched in the face super hard or someone lighting a fart on fire was waiting around every corner!... Maybe even some alleged stabbings/date raping! (it was a big house not all were raised with the morals I was) that deserves a :(

Water Damage...

Awesome People Hanging Out Together...

From blog of the same title...

Computer Death Nostalgia No.1

CHICKEN McNUGGETS: Shanghai Taste Adventure (Now that's a mouthful ;)

I was looking over another blog called "I'm Remembering", attempting to spark a little personal nostalgia. And I think I remember this... Part of... HOLY ATTENTION SPAN! I'm just coming back to this after about 45 minutes of getting lost in the internet. Maybe as part of some kind of Olympic Tie-in promotion, but it would probably have the Olympic logo if that were the case. In any event (no pun), I do definitely remember a commercial for this Asian Style McNugget, the only thing making it "Asian" was the sauces and chopsticks, btw. The rest of it was just regular old McNuggies... Delicious... Delicious McNuggies... Delicious. I don't even care if there are cow eyes in them or whatever. Guess what? When you batter, fry, chicken and cow eyeballs and place 20 of them in a cardboard box for $4.99. It's mom fucking delicious! Ew, now I know why we say "Mother Fucking". Anyway, I just want to use this as a way to promote eating McNuggets, just continue to exercise or you will start to look like one...


UPDATE: If you click on the recommended videos after this one, you can take yourself on a nice little journey through 80's McDonald's Commercials, Unintentional/Intentional Art...

CDS5K Prop.

A Thing I Want No.4 (But not for what its intended)

The Beardski...

I say "but not for what it's intended" because if you've ever been out west skiing or snowboarding you know the kind of sloper (sounds racist) that wears something like this... It's the same asshole who is cruising around on sled dogs or twin tips, getting in the way of snowboarders or regular skiers who have actually seen a vagina in their life. BUT speaking of vaginas I think this may serve better for some kind of Yeti role play rape scenario... any takers? We can go Dutch on the $35... I won't charge for the Yeti rape.

A Thing I Want No.3

The Bullet Proof Polo...

Maybe it's just the fact that I don't think I look right in a polo shirt... But I usually hate them and the people who wear them. Except my Dad, even if he calls me a fag on occasion at a family function, I certainly don't hate him. OR Tomas, even if he is a fag in real life, I don't hate him and he wears polos sometimes. So I guess there are a couple exceptions. If you are new to the blog and are offended that I used the word "Fag", try not to be okay...What are we talking about again? Oh yeah! the only polo shirt I wouldn't be caught dead in, and that is of course because it is bullet proof, my little computer death bitches. I have a hard time believing that it won't be totally obvious that your polo shirt has bullet proof inserts lining it. But with the amount of dangerous people that probably want me dead, I can't take that chance of not having them. I just ordered a couple, costing me almost $8,000 (with shipping). Stay tuned for the video product test in which I will have a Computer Death Assistant fire a few rounds into my torso, while I'm working on my short game.