I'm Sorry, I Really Am...

This is when the internet tells you it's time to go to sleep...

Visual Stimulation!! (No.1)

So, as I stated before, I spend a lot of time just looking at things... Taking them in, hoping that they may provide some kind of inspiration for me, most of this is in the format of the ole' "Tumblr: I'm not creative enough to create my own things, but look at this shit someone else did, style"... What can I say, I'm a child of un-medicated A.D.D. :(

Here are some things from the past few days, I've liked to look at or photograph:

This may not be too far off from a future tattoo...

This is a sushi roll I ate called, the "Red Dragon"

This is RoboCop if he were old... or "Old Timey"

The answer is yes, for sure!

Again, YES!

YES!!!

Not "true", but totally TRUE!

GlareWolf!

Still am... If I drink too much...

Our city's shadow.

Something close to what I hope to be riding next summer instead of the scoots!

Some Monster "Rojo Tea" and soda water I drank.

Adorably Destructive.

Adorably Destructive.

Easy on the Ice (Cube)

Another food and beverage hip-hop themed tribute I found. Is it weird that I spend 95% of my blog surfing on Tumblr, when mine is on Blogger? I'm in way too deep at this point to jump ship. Plus, I don't really enjoy your editing platform to be quite honest Tumblr. Take that you son of a blow job Tumblr... Oh right, the Ice Cube pic, here.

P.R.E.A.M.

Pizza rules everything around me, PREAM, get the pizza! Pizza, pizza bills y'all!!!!

A Thing I Want No. 2

(...But don't really need because the website has it all here>) Based on the amount of things you've all seen me eat via CDS5K, it is clear that I ask myself this question quite a bit. It's a simple answer to that question all in a brief and vulgar way for the low price of $10.

A Thing I Want No.1

You know, if only I would have had one of these when I was growing up... I probably woulda have ended up rowing crew at Harvard on a scholarship and subsequently inventing Facebook or something... Oh well maybe in the next life I will have the chance to be played by Jesse Eisenberg. But, either way I want this so bad! The cylindrical object provides actual water resistance. They range from $900 to $2,200 (for the nice all wood version above)

Philosophical Thoughts from the Steam Room No.1...

Before being interupted by two naked (fruit bats) men... and making my exit:

"The Light is not the answer, it is a distraction from the mysteries that wait to be discovered in the Darkness."

Another thing worth noting for 2012, I'll probably be starting a cult :(

Final New Monster Energy Drink!

WITH "PROTEAN"(whatever the fuck that is), but it does have 15 gr of Protein to so that's an interesting twist to their product line, Since I'm trying to bulk up a bit for my new Batman thing I talked about, I drank one before I went to the gym today and I managed to knock out a solid, high-energy 2 hr workout with out having my heart explode. I was gonna go further with my review but when I goggled "how many monster rehabs is safe to drink in a day?", I saw that some ordinary, everyday, jack-off made this review, so let's just watch his... And, what is this Monster Merch tab collection thing you speak of?! I should be driving a monster Lambo by this point!


First of all "BC-13 Krunk Kid Bitch", Solid review and I'm on the fence with your passion for Monster, I mean, I can tell you love it... There's no question, It just might make me a little uncomfortable. And I will have you know that your Tab review has been corrected as I am looking at a Green Tea + Energy Rehab with the "M" tab. Please edit and review or you will be notified of your immeadiate Discharge from the "IMRJL" (International Monster Rehab Journalism League). You have 24 hrs... I don't want to be known for starting witch hunts within the "IMRJL", but journalistic integrity is a key duty for all members of the league.

Food Porn No. 1

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