that most of us are stupid.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
iPhone Screensaver of the Week! (No. 2)
It's one of the three magical words that still seem to make most Americans squirm a bit, Cunt, Love and Nigger. I don't know why we've given these words so much power, then again I'm not a black guy. So it's not my place to speculate on that one... But Cunt is the theme for the next week or so on my iPhone!
Monday, November 21, 2011
Computer Death App No. 1
Here's what I made myself last night in celebration of Alaskan Salmon Independence and Gay Pride (ASIGP) day, which we all know is November 20th... Furthermore what's all this "Movember" shit? Knock it off, the irony of growing a novelty mustache has exceeded being passé at this point. But in case your are reading my blog and are doing it, it's totally hilarious bro! So, what we're dealing with in the Computer Death Food Department here is, Crispy Wontons filled with Red Salmon, Cilantro, Scallion and Goat Cheese. I can't confirm if any of the Salmon I ate were free or gay... But they did kinda smell like dick while prepping, so...
Monday, November 14, 2011
The Chicken or the Egg?...
MJ and some members of the CDS5K team were discussing Kim Kardashian and basically how it is she became a household name, without a body pillow. It turns out, we had it all wrong... You have to make yourself the actual body pillow, and only with famous black dudes. "singers" are a good start, but you ultimately have to upgrade to athletes if you really wanna drive the fame bus all the way home... We theorized further about whether or not her fathers defense of OJ (Black Guy/Pro Athlete) had anything to do with that. I dunno, but we jotted down some of our ideas on this cocktail napkin in true cliche Mad Men style... See if you can make any sense of this...
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