Masthead - 03/12/10

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-03/10c

Hot Feet!!! WHITE HOT!!

New Joke...

Here's a new joke I've been working on:

Q: ¿Por qué fue Michael Jackson a Wal-Mart?

A: Porque ellos tienen los tratos buenos en el artículos de tocador y bebidas, para el ejemplo Gatorade... Realmente yo no pienso que él hizo, porque él se murió, Dios descansa su alma.

I wrote this joke in Spanish because I think it will deliver better that way, here is the rough translation. I should say, the Spanish might not be perfect but I'm not perfect.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

A: So that he could get good deals on Toiletries and beverages like Gatorade... Actually I don't think he did , because he passed away, God rest his soul.

Shrimp Blogging?

I've seen this new Taco Bell commercial a few times and it's driving me fucking crazy. It's for TB's new Pacific Shrimp taco, being pitched to you by a "shrimp blogger"... uhhhh what? The commercial opens on a dude clicking away on his laptop, on location and he kinda yell's in a maybe South African accent, "I'm a Shimp Blogger". I basically just tune out after that. Do you expect me to believe that there are assholes out there blogging about shrimp? I mean, I understand the need for a blog like CDS5K, where you can hear me talk about my dick and take pictures of things I eat. But, who the fuck is out there blogging about shrimp? (here's one I found theshrimpfarm.com). Eitherway, this commercial doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me (as soon as i find it I'll post it) and I shan't be eating a shrimp taco from Taco Bell anytime soon. But, just in case you are even considering it have a look at this photo someone posted below.

Thoughts on a Movie No. 13

I watched this last night, it was my third attempt to do so, but finally was able to take some time away from "research", and really relax and enjoy "Black Dynamite". The actor who played "BD" (Michael Jai White), is probably familiar to most, I couldn't place it at first but he played Al Simmons/Spawn in the 1997 Image Comics adaptation "Spawn", and more recently Gambol the black gangster in "The Dark Knight". Anyway, he's awesome in this, you'll notice a few others too, like Tommy Davidson who plays a pimp and Cedric Yarbrough (RENO 911) who also plays a pimp. It's kinda like "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka!" but slightly cleaner and more subtle... At times. That probably sounds confusing. I really don't want to give away the entire plot because the rabbit hole goes very deep in this one! But here's a taste, "BD's" brother is killed while working undercover on a drug sting. Hell bent on revenge, BD discovers that his death was connected to a much larger government conspiracy specifically targeting African Americans via mass distribution of a contaminated malt liquor. BD will do anything he can to avenge his brothers death and get to the bottom of the conspiracy! I fucking loved this movie so much and laughed out loud (LOLed) a ton. Just be aware while you're watching it, that the filmmakers were self aware when they made this. Then again if you don't get it, you're a fucking idiot and you probably shouldn't be reading this. Comedy isn't rocket science, or a matter of opinion, funny things are funny, period, and if you can't see that... go get a gun... put it in your mouth... (whisper for this part) and pull the fucking trigger. Okay, I'm sorry for that little rant. See this movie though!

I'm going... uh 4.35 out of 5.

Quote of the Movie: "Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!"
-Black Dynamite on the phone with Aunt Billy

Hummingbird Vs. Praying Mantis

I just heard that the hummingbird survived the attack. There is no information on the health or whereabouts of the Praying Mantis.

CDS5K Transit Map

Click to enlarge and see some of the stops along the way.

Masthead - 03/08/10

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-03/10b

I got a green tea, bubble tea one morning down in STL. It was really good, but I never had "bubble tea" and though the concept and texture of the bubbles themselves is neat, they taste like nothing, not bad like a bucket of dead dicks, but just totally tasteless.

Cell Phone Pic - CDS5K-03/10a

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I've been out of town in the majestic St. Louis (nothing about this place is "Majestic", to be clear) for work. So, I'll do my usual Cell Phone Pics, that I do to sort of get caught up here. This is a planter I saw on instructables.com that's very easy to make, and looks pretty cool in my opinion.