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Movie Title Switch-A-Roo

Here are some recent movie titles that I'm renaming. It's not a reflection of whether of not I liked the movie. Actually I liked all of these movies, except for the one about vampires, and would recommend all of them, except for the one with vampires. In fact, call a friend and watch one of these, except for the one that has vampires in it. The new titles I came up with are just punchier and fit better.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon > Teenage Vampires 2: The Hot Werewolf

Up in the Air > Flyin' with the Cloon-Dog

The Box > The Curious Case of Pushing a Button

2012 > Close Calls with John Cusack

The Invention of Lying > The Sneaky British Guy

New Special Edition Dodge Pick-Up

This idea came to me in a fever dream last night, in which Dakota Fanning was trying to run me down in a Dodge pick-up truck. So, you remember things like the Eddie Bauer Ford Explorers or the KFC Popcorn Chicken Nissan Cubes? Well, I'd like to introduce you to the 2010 Special Edition Dodge Dakota Fanning.

Metal Baby

Perky Jerky

This seems totally unnecessary to me, but who am I? Just a guy with his pants around his ankles and a belt around his neck. Well I guess if you don't have time to eat regular jerky while you're pounding energy bevs, or if you need a little pick me up and are hungry, I guess this is the product for you. Honestly though, just a little bump-ski of the ole nose candy will solve all of these problems. If you can't find blow anywhere just get a part time job a a bar or restaurant, and you're in.... Seriously though, don't do cocaine, it's not good for you, and CDS5k is not condoning the use of cocaine. You can get more info on this "interesting" (stupid) product here: Perky Jerky

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"Our Lady of Mi Baño"

Showing Some Restraint in 2010

I kinda wish all fast food places would print out receipts like this, or even better have it listed on the menu, that way you'd see before you ordered. We'd probably all be a lot healthier, It's really hard to avoid fast food, I can sympathize with that, plus it tastes really good. Here' a quick list of the "Best & Worst" items from fast food chains across the US. Some of the restaurants are regional so I decided to take the data specific to chains located in Chicago.

French Fries (Lrg):
Best: Sonic - 280 cal, 11 g (fat) There's not a lot of these around town but there are a couple.
Worst: Dairy Queen - 730 cal, 33 g (fat) White Castle - 700 cal, 34 g (fat)

Hamburger (Reg.):
Best: White Castle - 140 cal, 7 g (fat) Wendy's (Jr.) - 230 cal, 8 g (fat)
Worst: Dairy Queen - 350 cal, 14 g (fat)

Hamburger (Lrg.):
Best: Burger King (Whopper Jr.) - 370 cal, 21 g (fat) White Castle (Bacon Cheeseburger) - 200 cal, 11 g (fat)
Worst: Burger King (Trip. Whopper w/ cheese) 1230 cal, 82 g (fat)

Chicken Nuggets & Strips:
Best: Wendy's (5 pc) - 230 cal, 15 g (fat) McDonald's, Burger King (6 pc) - 250 cal, 15 g (fat)
Worst: Dairy Queen (6 pc strips) - 1270 cal, 67 g (fat) McDonald's (Premium Chk Strips 5 pc) 630 cal, 33 g (fat)

Chicken Sandwiches:
Best: KFC (Honey BBQ Snacker) - 210 cal, 3 g (fat)
Worst: Burger King (Tendercrisp) - 790 cal, 44 g (fat)

Breakfast Sandwiches:
Best: McDonald's (Egg McMuffin) - 300 cal, 12 g (fat)
Worst: Arby's (Sausage Gravy Biscuit) - 961 cal, 68 g (fat)

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Twenty-Ten, 20 Dollars 10 cents.

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Usually at the Sacramento Blvd. exit there is a dude selling peanuts, I guess he took NYE off... It couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that he was actually frozen to death :( under an overpass or something. Also this is a "Tilt-Shift" filter app.

Even More Frightening

A while back I was spit-balling some ideas about how sharks could be even more terrifying than they already are. One was if the had human-like arms instead of pectoral fins, then they could grab you and hold you as they attack. Another was if they had the ability to scream, imaging one coming at you about to strike while screaming like a maniac. The other night I came upon this photo that illustrated another way in which they'd be even scarier, if they had big ole human chompers.