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For my Halloween costume I had the idea to do a Jason Voorhees spin-off character, and I came up with this Dia De Los Muertos inspired hockey mask. it's not totally finished but just about, I'm using the leather behind it to make the straps to fasten to my dome piece. I was a little peeved because I ordered the blank mask from eBay, and it was a nice casting and all, but the pilot holes that I had to drill out for the mask were not exactly symetrical, so I had to attempt to make the ornamentals overpower that flaw.

Computer Dork Screen 5000 No. 1

I'm sure almost everyone in their mid to late 20s remembers the game Street Fighter, more specifically Street Fighter 2. Within this amazingly addictive arcade classic were charecters "Ryu" and "Ken", arguably the best fighters in the game and they had a great special move called the "Dragon Punch" or "Shoryuken". Today I stubled upon a picture of a Street Fighter enthusiast who got the combo sequence of the move tattooed on his forearm... Too bad it's wrong ya fuckin' dummy! It's [FORWARD, DOWN, FORWARD/DOWN+PUNCH] not [DOWN, +FORWARD, FORWARD/DOWN+PUNCH]. On a positive note, at least it will definately help get you laid when you explain what the intended meaning was... Oh wait, I might be wrong on that last thought. In closing I have attached a video montage of ryu and ken doing what they do best... Shoryukening, enjoi cock suckers, enjoi.

Computer Shark News 5000

Another reason to stay out of the ocean presented itself when a Great White Shark was almost bitten completely in half by another GWS about double in size (approx. 20ft). Swimmers near Stradbroke Island in Queensland are being encouraged by officials to, "Stay the fuck out the water unless you want to be eaten alive by the monster, we have affectionately named, Captain Cuddles." Now, I don't want to come off as being Xenophobic, but we all know that Aussies* are a bunch of crazies who have the blood of 17th and 18th century murders and rapists coursing through their veins. So I think that maybe Captain Cuddles is really there to just put the fear of God into them and help dish out swift, bloody ocean justice to evil doers.

*It's important to note that I don't really think Aussie's are all criminally insane, but who knows.

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Had to pop up to Mpls real quick on Sunday for work, the hotel was purdy nice, the lobby was an old bank and they turned the safe into a wine cellar.

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Super top-secret project I was involved in last week.

Burger Hooker

It's times like this when I realize the importance of the phrase, "You have to respect yourself, before people will respect you." On the flip side though, I can definately appreciate a world where sex is bought and sold for cheeseburgers... not with 14-year old fatties though.

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Hissssssss!

This is Interesting No. 1

During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from being a target for a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting and to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air.

Promo Poster

Here is the first promo poster for my new show I just wrote:

Holy Shit!

Look at this place, after my new TV show gets made and is on the air for 10 seasons, and then becomes widely sydicated I will live here... The name of my latest and greatest TV project is a show I'm writing for the Oxygen channel called, What's Up Her Vag?.

Masthead No. 1

KABOOM!

I made this mojito drinking, lemur headed, karate expert (er, blue belt) to battle Bearsharktopus:

Post-It Doodles No. 6

Sometimes I make dodles on pink post-its, like this idea I had for a new musical while I *was* on the phone: